I want the to be the Republican Ad producer. My first production would be a Global Warming piece in Upper New York on top of a house with 120 inches of snow covering it!
My second piece would be Al Sharpton and his family reunion with his Grand Daddy, Strom Thurman! (Will dig his Azz up for the photo op!)
Then on to Al Gore sitting at a desk in college inventing the internet! Followed by Love Story, the tale of he and Tipper! Followed by his documentary of his private jet use, flying around to save the world!
Then Rev Jackson (what church again?) pounding one of his employees, who then gets pregnant and moves to LA with the Rainbow coalition and draws a $300K plus salary a year!
Memories of Hillary on the TODAY show claiming a "right wing conspiracy" with Bill lieing his azz off w/o perjury charges!
Yea, I could have some fun with that job! Damn!!